Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I party with great urgency now.
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