Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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