i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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