This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize