Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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