I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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