Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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