before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
