I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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