Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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