my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
