well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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