Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Everything about him screamed your future.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
