Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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