I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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