Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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