I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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