We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
