Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
420 ftw
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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