real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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