dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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