It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
