Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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