this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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