For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
please don't ironically join a cult
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