I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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