Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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