I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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