your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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