Me. At least after what I've been through.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
