yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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