I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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