I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize