you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have feelings that need drinking.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
