You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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