I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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