I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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