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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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