The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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