Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
