i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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