it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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