I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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