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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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• (916): View more from California

  A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy

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• (707): View more from California

  Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well I'm in a stranger's bed.

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  Gotta leave to watch the Lions

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• (917): View more from New York City

  When are your genitals available?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I found a hair colour I want in a porn.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.

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