they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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