no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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