I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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