I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Randomize