Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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