I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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