I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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