Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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