I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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