Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
is that a dick in a sweater?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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